{"id":216,"date":"2024-09-20T19:37:25","date_gmt":"2024-09-20T19:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/anxovarela.es\/sc\/?page_id=216"},"modified":"2024-11-09T19:02:57","modified_gmt":"2024-11-09T19:02:57","slug":"chiste-de-cogumelos","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.santacombanamemoria.eu\/sc\/index.php\/chiste-de-cogumelos\/","title":{"rendered":"Chistes de Cogumelos"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Chistes de cogomelos<\/h2>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

Todos los hongos son comestible, claro que algunos solamente una vez ..<\/h3>\r\n

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Van dos amigos vascos una ma\u00f1ana a coger setas al bosque, y de repente ve uno algo brillar en el suelo y al acercarse exclama:
\u2013 \u00a1\u00a1\u00a1Anda Patxi mira, un rolex y de oro ,la ostia!!!.
A lo que el otro le contesta:
\u2013 \u00a1\u00a1Anda tira eso!!
\u00a1\u00a1Aqu\u00ed a que hemos venido!!
\u00a1\u00a1A por rolex o a por setas!!<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

\u2013 Camarero, sirvame una raci\u00f3n de setas!
\u2013 4\u20ac, se\u00f1or.
\u2013 Pero c\u00f3mo, \u00bftengo que pagar antes de que me sirvan?
\u2013 Es que comprender\u00e1 que con las setas nunca se sabe qu\u00e9 puede ocurrir.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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Le pregunta uno de los amigos al viudo:
\u00a1Qu\u00e9 mala suerte tienes, esta es la tercera mujer que se te muere!
Responde el viudo:
-Efectivamente, es la tercera.
-Le pregunta otro, oye perdona, \u00bfde que se te muri\u00f3 la primera mujer?,
-Se me muri\u00f3 de comer setas,
-Vaya que mala suerte,
-Oye, y la segunda, \u00bfde que se te muri\u00f3?
-Tambi\u00e9n de comer setas, responde\u2026 vaya que mala suerte,
-\u00bfOye esta \u00faltima no se te habr\u00e1 muerto de comer setas?
-No , esta se me muri\u00f3 de golpe,
\u00bfTuvo un accidente de tr\u00e1fico?
-No que va, del golpe que tuve que darle , porque no se quer\u00eda comer las setas\u2026<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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